The Smartest Person In The Universe

I am the smartest person in the universe. How did I accomplish this feat? I have been around since time began. While you may consider my claims unbelievable, I can assure you they are completely true. I can also assure you that I don't care if you believe me or not. I started this blog to share my immeasurable knowledge with the world. Though I am unsure if humanity is deserving. I'll have to use my vast intellect to ponder the question. If there are no further posts on this blog, you can infer that I decided "no".